Well, i’ve thought about it roughly 400 times and this is what i want to do before i’m 30 graduate medical school….going through each year ONCE Travel to all of the following but not limited to… New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Scotland, Machu Pichu, Back to Europe, Vietnam, Thailand, China, Russia, Indonesia, Alaska, Easter Island. Finally figure out how to make...
You were awesome. Graduated from undergrad. This may seem minimal but i would consider it one of the happiest days of my life….or as my mother said “my kind of wedding day” Went to Europe….meeting Dix and Kris. I cannot emphasize this trip enough. dream come true. wouldn’t change a damn thing. Moving away from Chadron. Unless one went to school 8 hours from...
Be in love with your life. Every detail of it.– Jack Kerouac (via thatkindofwoman)
Remember that time i made out with two strangers...
Yeah…lets not do that again.
How do you stop the heart during heart surgery?
Inject with the same solution used in lethal injection. Just get goosebumps? Yeah…me too. Sexy.
Typical Example of what happens to me on an...
Yesterday, while rounding in the morning, we visited a patient who was suddenly gasping for breath. He had to be urgently intubated in order to keep breathing. It was fast and furious for 15 mintues while we crash intubated him. It was exciting, exhilarting and terrifying. And then I had to go talk to a whiny lady about her poop. Not my favorite kind of rebound, but it was a rebound...
More reasons why med school gets worse
Step 2 clinical skills of boards costs $1100. seriously. fuck.
Ummm...why is there a birth control pill with...
Hmmm…why would they put something that makes a baby healthier…in something to prevent babies…Yeah yeah yeah…probs just trying to stand out from the crowd of other bcp’s and cover the whole ‘just in case’…but still….
Where have we gone? We have gone to the forest. Where are we going? We are...– “Where Are We Going?” A North Korean poem intended for first grade reading. (via picturesofwar)
Oooh life decisions
I just bought a scale and a grill pan. I’m old and sad.
New Years Resolutions
More Productive Studying Having a set quit time Having somewhat of a life outside med school Stop falling for douches Travel More Be more spontaneous (HAHAHAHA…but seriously) Cook actual meals! Be kind. Figure out what i’m doing with my life…. Look for grown up furniture for my grown up apartment.
Yep, I even have med school breakdowns on break.
Just sitting here thinking that I AM EXPECTED TO GO BACK TO MEDICAL SCHOOL IN 3ISH DAYS. That’s right…doesn’t matter that i put my blood/sweat/tears/best years of my life into the last 4 months bc i have to do it all again. Superb. I don’t know why but i’m reading all these blogs about other medical students/residents….and they are all having the same thoughts...
omg. further evidence that i am the norweigan...
Christina: Can you get me a mocha latte, please?
Christina's Mom: A non-fat one?
Christina: NO! A FAT ONE!
I’m sorry. I get mean when I’m tired.– -Christina Yang (Grey’s Anatomy) KATIE SCORE FACT
I think you’re either born simple or you’re born me.– Christina Yang (via atasteofperfectiion)
Mean med schoolisms...Count backwards from 100 by...
100. 93. Um..
Ugh. WAAAANT →
witanddelight: Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. — Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
I can't make this breakup up
him: i’m serious. crazy. i can’t live up to whatever expectations you have me: the only expectations i had were for you to show up. Thus…i was ‘expecting’ you
Losing my faith in humanity...
My mother is the fake-est person in the world. That being said she is also the master of pointless conversation. Small town america has a tolerance for outspoken men, but not for women….i can tell that you are doubting me, but I have been home five days (5), and have already been called my usual ’ snot’, ’ very rude’ and ’ spoiled’. Which is ironic to me...