Drunk itunes purchases:
Goodies- ciara Work it- missy E One two step- ciara various nsync Drunk katie was going through a midlife crisis y’all.
Y'all. I almost peed my pants this morning during...
Freals. He had 5 minutes left, 20 slides…I was seeing yellow. He went 5 minutes over. Pretty sure the only reason he stopped talking is bc some delusional blonde was glaring/growling at him from 3rd and center.
My date for med school prom
He is both in my demographic and will complement my dress/heels P E R F E C T L Y.
‘bout to make neuro my bitch. buckle up kids
I love it when i go to clinic and no one loses a leg, is exposing their fetus to marijuana, asks about reversible vasectomies at 26, asks me to write them a prescription for regular strength tylenol so they can further drain the system. LOVE. ADORE. BLISS. LAST PRECEPTOR VISIT OF THE YEAR BOOOOYAAAAHHH
yeah well fuck you too. Such a lady, KMFS
antioxidants are bullshit. for millions of years humans functioned without taking antioxidants. You’ll be fine, humanity.
I need a stunt double.
In other news homegirl has 2 months until she goes to basic training part deux. And thus, fruit, veggies, and no fucking fun. Stupid _____ was so hot today. Must stop staring. Starting Wednesday. Too much to do. Went for a run in the ghetto today over noon hour. Stupid roommate is in her room and/or bathroom. not talking to anyone. get over yoself gurl. Need to get life in order. Did laundry...
Can someone please explain this to me...
A bill is up which, if it passes, states that a voter will have to show a current identification before they are given the ballot. And people are protesting. Outraged. For showing an ID. Get over yourself nebraska.
What the actual fuck?
modela0: I hate how much I actually like you… And it’s still irrelevant.
Unreasonably Happy today
esp considering i’ll be eating nothing but fruit until the end of time while looking over neuro-anatomy. Oh well. BLISS BLISS BLISS. DIET COKE
Unequivocally the Worst Medical Student Ever
I honestly believe things would be easier if I had...
Aaand i'm over it.
just like that. onto neuro.
I would like to apologize to ______ for Saturday...
I was an awkward asshole. Can we just pretend that I didn’t make you feel like shit unnecessarily and that I made you go from “katie…she’s an okay girl” to “katie…wtf traumatic brain injury”. I’m sorry. I want to go back in time and just fix everything. This should be in a greeting card.
Am too awkward for words.
And the fact that I can compose this lil number astonishes me.
Everytime I visit my preceptor, I lose a little...
Homegirl/Homeboys on ipad touches, Iphones, on medicaid, barely paying attention to their 3 month old at the physician’s office but won’t leave without a prescription for tylenol (bc that way they don’t have to pay for it). wtf.
Recent mom quote...
“You have panties that ask “where’s the party”…..why are you trying to marry a mechanic” That’s where I get it ladies and gentlemen.
Is the most awkward individual on the planet.